Funny email I received...

seemed worth a post....

Men Are Just Happier People--What do you expect from such simple creatures? Yourlast name stays put. The garage is all yours. Weddingplans take care of themselves. Chocolate is justanother snack. You can be President. You can never bepregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a waterpark. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Carmechanics tell you the truth.The world is your urinal. You never have to drive toanother gas station restroom because this one is justtoo icky. You don't have to stop and think of whichway to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tuxrental~$100. People never stare at your chest whenyou're talking to them. The occasional well-renderedbelch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut,blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Youknow stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. Youcan open all your own jars. You get extra credit forthe slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someoneforgets to invite you, he or she can still be yourfriend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almostnever r have strap problems in public. You are unableto see wrinkles in your clothes.Everything on your face stays its original color. Thesame hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. Youonly have to shave your face and neck. You can playwith toys all your life. Your belly usually hides yourbig hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colorfor all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter howyour legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing amustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.