Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Scooter Libby Prison Checklist

  1. 2 toothbrushes (extra one for filing into a shiv)
  2. striped pajamas
  3. cigarettes (for bribing the screws)
  4. roll of dimes (for pay phone calls)
  5. bible (all repugs find religion in the joint)
  6. new nickname
  7. astroglide (may not need if # 6 is good enough)

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